I'm a ninja and I love you

jjlj13:

laugh-until-you-drop:

thesame5people:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog

lucifer-the-morning-star:

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

bassmastiff:

amanda-the-human:

can-town-mayor:

radstunts:

THIS

TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMG

I’M CRYING

IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK

NO SLEEPING TONIGHT

NOPE

Instead of Fear I experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter.

Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing

OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY

Played 408174 times.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

(Source: blastingsky)

joanshepard:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes, I use lamps :) <3

I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.

Contrary to Popular Belief…

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch

I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason

I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant

I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston

I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ

I do not watch anything just for hot guys

I can still appreciate that they are really hot

markfuckface:

my favorite part about dogs is that they dont even know how silly they look

that dog is too big for that couch

thats not even the right bed that dog does not care

this dog just wants to enjoy a spaghetti dinner

Jenna Louise Coleman at Arqiva British Academy Television Awards

Jenna Louise Coleman at Arqiva British Academy Television Awards

(Source: clarasmelody)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

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